Pax to the Marshmallow Peeps. Pax to the Chosen Peeps. Pax to all the Peeps.
When the apes finally do take over, it will be because their thumbs, previously regarded as evolutionarily inferior to those of Homo sapiens, prevented them from relying on texting and instant messaging as substitutes for communication.
Claiming that giving her full attention to her tennis game precluded her taking any additional action on her own behalf, she suggested that I was professional enough to hunt down a (free) high-resolution image comparable to the low-res one that she had previously jacked from someone else’s website. I am confident that the inventor of the guillotine once had a similar morning.
Every rejection letter I’ve ever received has had at least one typo. Courage, freaks.